In honor of TBT and Halloween, here’s a repost of my worst Halloween ever. Guys, it’s time for that time honored tradition! My worst (and only) Halloween ever! Y’all probably know this story, but here we go! Buckle up kids. It’s scary story time. Bonus: it’s also a dating horror story Back in college, a […]
Hey y’all. I’m going to drop a totally on brand for me bomb on you. Actually I had an epiphany about myself that I’m just sharing with you. I am a bad girlfriend. Well, no – I’m an excellent girlfriend. I am a f’n catch! Except I don’t do feelings. If you don’t love me at my […]
Some of y’all may be pretty familiar with my bad dating luck. It’s not exactly a secret. But in all fairness, it’s not always them. Sometimes I am the lemon.
Guys, it’s time for that time honored tradition! My worst (and only) Halloween date ever! Y’all probably know this story, but here we go! Buckle up kids. It’s scary story time. Back in college, a very cute boy asked me out. And duh I said yes. We shall call cute coed Sarge. Many people think […]
So I’ve been gone a minute (again), but now I’m back (again) and as apology for my absence, I thought I would share some more tragic “life of me” stories for you to laugh at. You’re welcome. I made it a personal mission to put actual effort into dating. Ugh – I know, right? Online […]
We live in troubling times, y’all. The world is basically a giant dumpster fire and we’re just living in it. We have all kinds of crazy real world problems to deal with and yet, somehow, we still want a partner in this crappy world. Whatever. Online dating seems to be the most popular way to […]
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Ugh, I know, right? But being single doesn’t have to just mean impatiently waiting for February 15th to get 70% off all the candy. In fact, be your own damn valentine. Treat yourself because why TF not? Besides, who’s going to treat you better than you? Exactly. So […]