The Bachelor Week 8: Hometown Zero

This week on The Bachelor, Nick visits the remaining girlfriends’ hometown and their families. What can possibly go wrong? Rose Ceremony The girls are still hyperventilating and trying to solve the mystery of the pre-rose ceremony send off. Nick walks in with roses and they all nearly pee themselves with absurd horror and then again […]

The Bachelor Recap Week 7: Gilligan’s Island

I’ve invested seven weeks into finding any redeemable qualities about Bachelor Nick. The search continues. Can’t stop now. Let’s get started. Chris is sitting with Nick trying to figure out what TF his problem is and Nick says he thinks he’s ready to just quit. We all know that’s not going to happen. Homie is […]

The Bachelor Week 5: Love and Gators

And the Taylor/Corinne Fight Club continues… DUN DUN DUNN Taylor: You’re stupid Corinne: Are you calling me stupid? Taylor: Nooooooooo Surprisingly Corinne isn’t flipping completely out. But what is being here “for the right reasons”? I don’t even know what that means on this show.  I actually hate that I’m rooting for Corinne right now. This […]

The Bachelor Week 4: Everybody Hates Corinne

Ohh you Bachelor, you devilish fiend. I’m keep coming back to you. Update: Week 3 was killing me so I had to Google “cheese pasta”. It’s not macaroni like I thought… it’s actually much worse. It’s actual pasta with shredded cheese mixed in. That is Raquel’s famous cheese pasta. I actually tried to make this […]