Preteens Suck: Sh*t My Kid Says Edition

Eww. Teenage boys kind of suck. And the ones in the teenage preparation stage, or preteens, as they are widely known, aren’t any better. Preteens suck too. This whole phase is a general suckfest of confusion, rage and patience testing for parents. There isn’t even a gradual descent into this madness. You’ll kiss your kids goodnight and […]

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TBT: My Worst Halloween Ever

In honor of TBT and Halloween, here’s a repost of  my worst Halloween ever.  Guys, it’s time for that time honored tradition! My worst (and only) Halloween ever! Y’all probably know this story, but here we go! Buckle up kids. It’s scary story time. Bonus: it’s also a dating horror story Back in college, a […]

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Fine [Chronicles]

Fine “Fine” is such a dirty word to describe your mental health when you’re struggling with it. Quite literally a four letter word. Every time I say I’m fine, I am basically saying “f*ck you” to my emotional issues. I say “f*ck you” so damn much. It’s easier this way since I don’t “look” depressed…whatever […]

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