In honor of TBT and Halloween, here’s a repost of my worst Halloween ever. Guys, it’s time for that time honored tradition! My worst (and only) Halloween ever! Y’all probably know this story, but here we go! Buckle up kids. It’s scary story time. Bonus: it’s also a dating horror story Back in college, a […]
It’s spooky season, sukkas!! I know not everyone lives that true crime watching lifestyle and celebrates spooky season year-round like me. But we’re so close to Halloween and now is the time to let that creepy freak flag fly. I’m here to help y’all because I’m such a good friend. Below is a list of the best […]
Guys, I live with a real life gremlin. Nobody told me about this. The Boy’s voice is cracking and I can’t handle it. He’s shot up almost six inches (I might be exaggerating that, but it feels like it) and I can’t handle it. There’s a baby mustache sprouting that has me freaking out. Tiny […]
Have you checked out this local gem called Bomb Beauty? Y’all I am trying to get out of my comfort zone. And by my comfort zone, I mean house. It’s not easy, but some places are just worth it. Bomb Beauty is definitely one of those places.
Trigger Warning: This post contains references to sexual assault I still remember when I read Emily Doe’s impact statement about three years ago. Her eloquent words described what could be any young woman’s mundane day and life altering night could have been any of us. In fact, it WAS and IS all of us. I […]
Nothing|Everything: Chronicles of Anxiety Depression’s best friend is anxiety. Nothing gives me anxiety. Everything gives me anxiety.
September is here and y’all know what that means: football and flannel and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Ha! Just kidding, we’re in Texas, you silly fools. The only thing that’s actually true for September around here is football. I guess you can have a pumpkin spice latte, but I’d skip flannel because it’s still […]
Hey y’all. I’m going to drop a totally on brand for me bomb on you. Actually I had an epiphany about myself that I’m just sharing with you. I am a bad girlfriend. Well, no – I’m an excellent girlfriend. I am a f’n catch! Except I don’t do feelings. If you don’t love me at my […]
I have several unfinished drafts in here. I’m talking about what the love of my life (Netflix) is offering you this month. I have one where I’m chatting about what a weenie of a girlfriend I am. I have a brief outline on my other love, creepy true crime docs and podcasts. And there’s one […]
Hello hermits! The most sacred of all online shopping days is upon us: Amazon Prime Day. This year, Amazon has blessed us with two days of deals. I know, right?! They’re also promising over a million deals and discounts on their holy day. Seriously though, who has time to do ALL that browsing? Below are some […]