So I’ve been M.I.A. for a while. Sorry about that. I got tired. For those that have followed the past Chronicles, y’all know what that means. But if you don’t or don’t remember, that’s my depression. Rarely do I feel the sad feels, I’m just tired. And for the past few months, I have been […]
My hermit life is well known. It’s celebrated in fact. If it weren’t for needing to pay bills and buy groceries, I’d never leave my house. I also watch a lot of shows. Hulu and Netflix are not just streaming services; they’re my friends. I watch a LOT of different shows. As you’ve probably know […]
Last week, we left The Bachelor with Nick and Raven getting weird in the Fantasy Suite. Let’s get this sh*t show started. Raven and Nick say their goodbyes and ABC is doing their best to make viewers understand they did have sex and the girl finally got her big O. I mean it’s so subtle […]
When we last left ‘The Bachelor’, some mystery woman was knocking on his hotel door. Then ABC pulled that “To Be Continued” crap like the viewers are too stupid to catch on to the fact that the show, in fact, is TO BE CONTINUED. Knock Knock So this woman meeting with Nick is Andi, one […]
This week on The Bachelor, Nick visits the remaining girlfriends’ hometown and their families. What can possibly go wrong? Rose Ceremony The girls are still hyperventilating and trying to solve the mystery of the pre-rose ceremony send off. Nick walks in with roses and they all nearly pee themselves with absurd horror and then again […]
