This week I voluntarily relinquish my Bad Date Champ belt to someone else. Or maybe two someones. I honestly don’t know which one of them has earned it more. This is a date so sh*tty that a GoFundMe account was started to recoup the $300 in damages. Have you ever had a date so bad, you end […]
Don’t let the shit show emanating from 1600 Pennsylvania dull your pride in being born in the U.S of A. Take the fam to a fireworks show tonight. Eat burgers, steaks and hot dogs. Drink Budweiser and red, white and blue Jello shots. Your regular scheduled disgust can resume tomorrow.
Summer is here and that means most of the best shows are on break and crappy summer TV is the only thing left for us hermits. Looking at you, Bachelor Nation… You don’t deserve the purity that is Rachel! Okay back to my original point. Summer is hard on us TV dependent hermits. It’s actually […]
So I’ve been M.I.A. for a while. Sorry about that. I got tired. For those that have followed the past Chronicles, y’all know what that means. But if you don’t or don’t remember, that’s my depression. Rarely do I feel the sad feels, I’m just tired. And for the past few months, I have been […]
My hermit life is well known. It’s celebrated in fact. If it weren’t for needing to pay bills and buy groceries, I’d never leave my house. I also watch a lot of shows. Hulu and Netflix are not just streaming services; they’re my friends. I watch a LOT of different shows. As you’ve probably know […]
