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Online Dating: 4 Common Profile Mistakes To Avoid

We live in troubling times, y’all. The world is basically a giant dumpster fire and we’re just living in it. We have all kinds of crazy real world problems to deal with and yet, somehow, we still want a partner in this crappy world. Whatever.  Online dating seems to be the most popular way to […]

Chronicles Of Sadness: Feeling Worthy

When you’re living with depression, there’s a lot of shit going on in your head. I mean… like duh, way to state the obvious, but hey… someone has to. What a lot of people don’t understand is that living with depression is just that- living with depression. Just because you’re dressed and out of the […]

Real Sh*tty Dates (This Time It’s Not Me)

This week I voluntarily relinquish my Bad Date Champ belt to someone else. Or maybe two someones. I honestly don’t know which one of them has earned it more. This is a date so sh*tty that a GoFundMe account was started to recoup the $300 in damages. Have you ever had a date so bad, you end […]

Happy Fourth of July: America, Baby!

Don’t let the shit show emanating from 1600 Pennsylvania dull your pride in being born in the U.S of A. Take the fam to a fireworks show tonight. Eat burgers, steaks and hot dogs. Drink Budweiser and red, white and blue Jello shots. Your regular scheduled disgust can resume tomorrow.

Your Next Binge Worthy Show: This Is Us

Summer is here and that means most of the best shows are on break and crappy summer TV is the only thing left for us hermits. Looking at you, Bachelor Nation… You don’t deserve the purity that is Rachel! Okay back to my original point. Summer is hard on us TV dependent hermits. It’s actually […]

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