Don’t let the shit show emanating from 1600 Pennsylvania dull your pride in being born in the U.S of A. Take the fam to a fireworks show tonight. Eat burgers, steaks and hot dogs. Drink Budweiser and red, white and blue Jello shots. Your regular scheduled disgust can resume tomorrow.
Summer is here and that means most of the best shows are on break and crappy summer TV is the only thing left for us hermits. Looking at you, Bachelor Nation… You don’t deserve the purity that is Rachel! Okay back to my original point. Summer is hard on us TV dependent hermits. It’s actually […]
So I’ve been M.I.A. for a while. Sorry about that. I got tired. For those that have followed the past Chronicles, y’all know what that means. But if you don’t or don’t remember, that’s my depression. Rarely do I feel the sad feels, I’m just tired. And for the past few months, I have been […]
My hermit life is well known. It’s celebrated in fact. If it weren’t for needing to pay bills and buy groceries, I’d never leave my house. I also watch a lot of shows. Hulu and Netflix are not just streaming services; they’re my friends. I watch a LOT of different shows. As you’ve probably know […]
Last week, we left The Bachelor with Nick and Raven getting weird in the Fantasy Suite. Let’s get this sh*t show started. Raven and Nick say their goodbyes and ABC is doing their best to make viewers understand they did have sex and the girl finally got her big O. I mean it’s so subtle […]
