The Bachelor Week 4: Everybody Hates Corinne

Ohh you Bachelor, you devilish fiend. I’m keep coming back to you. Update: Week 3 was killing me so I had to Google “cheese pasta”. It’s not macaroni like I thought… it’s actually much worse. It’s actual pasta with shredded cheese mixed in. That is Raquel’s famous cheese pasta. I actually tried to make this […]

The Bachelor Week 2: Pour Me Some Wine

Yup. I’m still here. I’m in this now… for this season at least. Let’s get this started. All these women are just gushing about how wonderful Nick is. “”OMG HE’S SO WONDERFUL!” “He’s such great husband material.” Once, again, YOU JUST MET HIM! Why am I yelling at the TV? Only football and The Walking […]

The Bachelor: I Finally Caved

I have never seen The Bachelor. In 36598 seasons, not a single episode. I may be the only woman in America who hasn’t, but there you go. I’m of the unpopular opinion that 30 women fighting for the attention of one guy is gross and degrading. Thanks but no thanks. You just don’t do that. But […]