In honor of TBT and Halloween, here’s a repost of my worst Halloween ever. Guys, it’s time for that time honored tradition! My worst (and only) Halloween ever! Y’all probably know this story, but here we go! Buckle up kids. It’s scary story time. Bonus: it’s also a dating horror story Back in college, a […]
Guys, I live with a real life gremlin. Nobody told me about this. The Boy’s voice is cracking and I can’t handle it. He’s shot up almost six inches (I might be exaggerating that, but it feels like it) and I can’t handle it. There’s a baby mustache sprouting that has me freaking out. Tiny […]
Nothing|Everything: Chronicles of Anxiety Depression’s best friend is anxiety. Nothing gives me anxiety. Everything gives me anxiety.
Pool parties, barbeques & camping season is here! JK! I don’t know if y’all are familiar with Texas summers, but we are approximately 2.74 miles from the sun. You basically need SPF 100 to stand near a window in the summer. It’s binge season (per usual). Below are some of the best shows coming to […]
Monday, The Boy turned 12. I know, I can’t believe it either. Like, I – a single woman – have willingly put a broke ass short man’s needs ahead of her own for 12+ years. Willingly. Bonkers. I’m still not sick of him. What’s weird, is that it never felt weird. Life is insane and […]
