Last week, we left The Bachelor with Nick and Raven getting weird in the Fantasy Suite. Let’s get this sh*t show started. Raven and Nick say their goodbyes and ABC is doing their best to make viewers understand they did have sex and the girl finally got her big O. I mean it’s so subtle […]
When we last left ‘The Bachelor’, some mystery woman was knocking on his hotel door. Then ABC pulled that “To Be Continued” crap like the viewers are too stupid to catch on to the fact that the show, in fact, is TO BE CONTINUED. Knock Knock So this woman meeting with Nick is Andi, one […]
This week on The Bachelor, Nick visits the remaining girlfriends’ hometown and their families. What can possibly go wrong? Rose Ceremony The girls are still hyperventilating and trying to solve the mystery of the pre-rose ceremony send off. Nick walks in with roses and they all nearly pee themselves with absurd horror and then again […]
I’ve invested seven weeks into finding any redeemable qualities about Bachelor Nick. The search continues. Can’t stop now. Let’s get started. Chris is sitting with Nick trying to figure out what TF his problem is and Nick says he thinks he’s ready to just quit. We all know that’s not going to happen. Homie is […]
The Bachelor Week 6… God bless Hulu for the catch up! Two On One Date Taylor is not going quietly. HAHAHAHAHA And all this time, I thought Corinne would be the one to boil Nick’s bunny. Totally called that one wrong. She strolls right into Nick and Corinne’s dinner and calls Corinne a liar and […]
