mud on my tiara

being the queen gets messy: it's life unfiltered behind the crown

The Day The Lizard [Didn’t] Die

Friday was pretty dramatic. It was actually way more dramatic for 6am than any 6am on a Friday should ever be. It started off fairly normal. Groggy me waking up a groggy boy to get this last day of the week going. Then it went sideways fast. The Boy came running into my room hysterical […]

Ted Bundy: The OG Single Girl’s Nightmare

                      HAPPY DAY AFTER VALENTINE’S DAY!  I love how love is just in the air this time of year. I think I’ll go out and get me a man! Friends: what say you? Like the real friend it is, Netflix is here to remind me why I should never leave my house. I was like “Yup. […]

A ‘You’ Binge: Social Life for 2019 Canceled

If you’ve been in a social media blackout, you may not know that ‘You’ has invaded Netflix. This show has basically terrifying all single women into deleting their online footprint. In true me fashion, I binged this as soon as I could. Then I binged it again because I really have no  life and after t And […]

Co-Parenting: A Work in Progress

A few weeks ago, I went on an out of town trip for a day for a company party. Left Saturday morning and was back Sunday evening… okay… 2 days I guess. Weeks before I left and even days after I got back, the main thing I got asked was “What about The Boy?” Actually […]

New Year, Better Us

Happy New Year, all! Yeah, yeah I know – it’s been 2019 for a hot minute, you loser. We’re full on in this ish now… The new year doesn’t really count until we survive the first full week. This is when all those resolutions are dunzo or on the edge of dunzo. This is why I […]

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