About Last Week: Parenting Recap
Hey guys! Today I thought I’d let you into the wonderful and often weird world I live in. It’s usually fairly boring, but it has moments. Anyway, let me tell you a bit about last week.
Category: Attempting to Adult
Attempting to Adult. Walk the tight rope with me. Enjoy laughing at me, laughing with me, crying for me or face palming at the attempts. The fine line between adulting and attempting begins first thing in the morning, but its a tiny slip between making it out the really real world or right back under covers! Sometimes you just don’t want to….
TBT: My Worst Halloween Ever
In honor of TBT and Halloween, here’s a repost of my worst Halloween ever. Guys, it’s time for that time honored tradition! My worst (and only) Halloween ever! Y’all probably know this story, but here we go! Buckle up kids. It’s scary story time. Bonus: it’s also a dating horror story Back in college, a […]
Adolescents Are Real Life Gremlins: Parenting
Guys, I live with a real life gremlin. Nobody told me about this. The Boy’s voice is cracking and I can’t handle it. He’s shot up almost six inches (I might be exaggerating that, but it feels like it) and I can’t handle it. There’s a baby mustache sprouting that has me freaking out. Tiny […]
Nothing|Everything: Chronicles of Anxiety
Nothing|Everything: Chronicles of Anxiety Depression’s best friend is anxiety. Nothing gives me anxiety. Everything gives me anxiety.
I Don’t Do Feelings: A Chapter In My Dating Saga
Hey y’all. I’m going to drop a totally on brand for me bomb on you. Actually I had an epiphany about myself that I’m just sharing with you. I am a bad girlfriend. Well, no – I’m an excellent girlfriend. I am a f’n catch! Except I don’t do feelings. If you don’t love me at my […]
