The Bachelor Week 2: Pour Me Some Wine

Yup. I’m still here. I’m in this now… for this season at least. Let’s get this started. All these women are just gushing about how wonderful Nick is. “”OMG HE’S SO WONDERFUL!” “He’s such great husband material.” Once, again, YOU JUST MET HIM! Why am I yelling at the TV? Only football and The Walking […]

The Bachelor: I Finally Caved

I have never seen The Bachelor. In 36598 seasons, not a single episode. I may be the only woman in America who hasn’t, but there you go. I’m of the unpopular opinion that 30 women fighting for the attention of one guy is gross and degrading. Thanks but no thanks. You just don’t do that. But […]

Be Your Own Valentine

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Ugh, I know, right? But being single doesn’t have to just mean impatiently waiting for February 15th to get 70% off all the candy. In fact, be your own damn valentine. Treat yourself because why TF not? Besides, who’s going to treat you better than you? Exactly. So […]

Chronicles of Sadness: Laughing It Out

Many people don’t believe me when I tell them I live with depression. I guess I get it; I don’t fit the stereotype. Sorry I’m not a sweatpants wearing, old mascara faced heap on the couch (but call before you stop by on the weekend so I can clean up, k?) I function and I function quite well. […]