The Bachelor Recap Week 7: Gilligan’s Island

I’ve invested seven weeks into finding any redeemable qualities about Bachelor Nick. The search continues. Can’t stop now. Let’s get started. Chris is sitting with Nick trying to figure out what TF his problem is and Nick says he thinks he’s ready to just quit. We all know that’s not going to happen. Homie is […]

The Bachelor Week 2: Pour Me Some Wine

Yup. I’m still here. I’m in this now… for this season at least. Let’s get this started. All these women are just gushing about how wonderful Nick is. “”OMG HE’S SO WONDERFUL!” “He’s such great husband material.” Once, again, YOU JUST MET HIM! Why am I yelling at the TV? Only football and The Walking […]

The Bachelor: I Finally Caved

I have never seen The Bachelor. In 36598 seasons, not a single episode. I may be the only woman in America who hasn’t, but there you go. I’m of the unpopular opinion that 30 women fighting for the attention of one guy is gross and degrading. Thanks but no thanks. You just don’t do that. But […]