Adolescents Are Real Life Gremlins: Parenting

Guys, I live with a real life gremlin. Nobody told me about this. The Boy’s voice is cracking and I can’t handle it. He’s shot up almost six inches (I might be exaggerating that, but it feels like it) and I can’t handle it. There’s a baby mustache sprouting that has me freaking out. Tiny […]

Mom Life: Puberty Is Stupid

Just when I get the hang of mom life, well, then I don’t.  It just never stops being weird. As soon as I get used to one phase of this mother/son thing, he has the audacity to start a new phase…here comes puberty. Puberty is stupid. Currently, we’re in the preteen phase of life (he is, not me, […]

The Day The Lizard [Didn’t] Die

Friday was pretty dramatic. It was actually way more dramatic for 6am than any 6am on a Friday should ever be. It started off fairly normal. Groggy me waking up a groggy boy to get this last day of the week going. Then it went sideways fast. The Boy came running into my room hysterical […]