That Time I Broke My Dog: Pet Mom Life
I have awful sleep issues.
Tag: humor
Fine [Chronicles]
Fine “Fine” is such a dirty word to describe your mental health when you’re struggling with it. Quite literally a four letter word. Every time I say I’m fine, I am basically saying “f*ck you” to my emotional issues. I say “f*ck you” so damn much. It’s easier this way since I don’t “look” depressed…whatever […]
A Social Life: It’s Just Not For Me
Some of y’all may be pretty familiar with my bad dating luck. It’s not exactly a secret. But in all fairness, it’s not always them. Sometimes I am the lemon.
The Day The Lizard [Didn’t] Die
Friday was pretty dramatic. It was actually way more dramatic for 6am than any 6am on a Friday should ever be. It started off fairly normal. Groggy me waking up a groggy boy to get this last day of the week going. Then it went sideways fast. The Boy came running into my room hysterical […]
Real Sh*tty Dates (This Time It’s Not Me)
This week I voluntarily relinquish my Bad Date Champ belt to someone else. Or maybe two someones. I honestly don’t know which one of them has earned it more. This is a date so sh*tty that a GoFundMe account was started to recoup the $300 in damages. Have you ever had a date so bad, you end […]
