“Blood is thicker than water” is a common saying when talking about family loyalty and bonds. But that’s not the entire quote. It’s actually “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” Basically, the blood shed in war bonds you more strongly with your fellow soldiers than genetics. It’s pretty […]
It’s official. We have reached lucky 13 and I officially have a teenager. How crazy is that?! I barely met the kid and now all of a sudden he’s already been hanging around me for 13 years. Weird, right? I mean, I think it is anyway.
Happy Maytember 47th! True to form, 2020 continues to personally attack us with weird sci-fi plots. Let us review, shall we?
Hooray! You’ve done it. You’ve landed that job. The office vibe seems great, the pay lets you do silly things like pay your rent and buy food at the same time. Life is good. Then you meet them. The office toxin: the coworker who could kill any chance of your 8-5 happiness. We’ve all met […]
Eww. Teenage boys kind of suck. And the ones in the teenage preparation stage, or preteens, as they are widely known, aren’t any better. Preteens suck too. This whole phase is a general suckfest of confusion, rage and patience testing for parents. There isn’t even a gradual descent into this madness. You’ll kiss your kids goodnight and […]
