I’m Back!

Hey fam! It’s been a hot minute and I am so so sorry. Life, ya know? So far, we’ve moved from our apartment into a cute little house, acquired a guinea pig named Marty McFly and are generally still adorable buckets of messy. It feels like not much has happened and it feels like so […]

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Happy Fourth of July: America, Baby!

Don’t let the shit show emanating from 1600 Pennsylvania dull your pride in being born in the U.S of A. Take the fam to a fireworks show tonight. Eat burgers, steaks and hot dogs. Drink Budweiser and red, white and blue Jello shots. Your regular scheduled disgust can resume tomorrow. Jenn

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