ruling the queendom is a dirty job
Hello hermits! The most sacred of all online shopping days is upon us: Amazon Prime Day. This year, Amazon has blessed us with two days of deals. I know, right?! They’re also promising over a million deals and discounts on their holy day. Seriously though, who has time to do ALL that browsing? Below are some […]
Just when I get the hang of mom life, well, then I don’t. It just never stops being weird. As soon as I get used to one phase of this mother/son thing, he has the audacity to start a new phase…here comes puberty. Puberty is stupid. Currently, we’re in the preteen phase of life (he is, not me, […]
Hulu is definitely predicting the future with Handmaid’s Tale. Below are the three headlines that made me think that red dress and big ass bonnet aren’t too far behind for females.
Monday, The Boy turned 12. I know, I can’t believe it either. Like, I – a single woman – have willingly put a broke ass short man’s needs ahead of her own for 12+ years. Willingly. Bonkers. I’m still not sick of him. What’s weird, is that it never felt weird. Life is insane and […]
I have awful sleep issues.
Fine “Fine” is such a dirty word to describe your mental health when you’re struggling with it. Quite literally a four letter word. Every time I say I’m fine, I am basically saying “f*ck you” to my emotional issues. I say “f*ck you” so damn much. It’s easier this way since I don’t “look” depressed…whatever […]
It’s April and you know what that means! Time to see what’s on Netflix to continue our admirable streak of less peopling and more hermit-ing. Here is a list of some of the best movies and shows coming to Netflix this month:
Some of y’all may be pretty familiar with my bad dating luck. It’s not exactly a secret. But in all fairness, it’s not always them. Sometimes I am the lemon.
Friday was pretty dramatic. It was actually way more dramatic for 6am than any 6am on a Friday should ever be. It started off fairly normal. Groggy me waking up a groggy boy to get this last day of the week going. Then it went sideways fast. The Boy came running into my room hysterical […]
