So I’ve been gone a minute (again), but now I’m back (again) and as apology for my absence, I thought I would share some more tragic “life of me” stories for you to laugh at. You’re welcome. I made it a personal mission to put actual effort into dating. Ugh – I know, right? Online […]
Online Dating: 4 Common Profile Mistakes To Avoid
We live in troubling times, y’all. The world is basically a giant dumpster fire and we’re just living in it. We have all kinds of crazy real world problems to deal with and yet, somehow, we still want a partner in this crappy world. Whatever. Online dating seems to be the most popular way to […]
Chronicles Of Sadness: Feeling Worthy
When you’re living with depression, there’s a lot of shit going on in your head. I mean… like duh, way to state the obvious, but hey… someone has to. What a lot of people don’t understand is that living with depression is just that- living with depression. Just because you’re dressed and out of the […]
Real Sh*tty Dates (This Time It’s Not Me)
This week I voluntarily relinquish my Bad Date Champ belt to someone else. Or maybe two someones. I honestly don’t know which one of them has earned it more. This is a date so sh*tty that a GoFundMe account was started to recoup the $300 in damages. Have you ever had a date so bad, you end […]
Chronicles of Sadness: I Just Need a Nap
So I’ve been M.I.A. for a while. Sorry about that. I got tired. For those that have followed the past Chronicles, y’all know what that means. But if you don’t or don’t remember, that’s my depression. Rarely do I feel the sad feels, I’m just tired. And for the past few months, I have been […]
Be Your Own Valentine
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Ugh, I know, right? But being single doesn’t have to just mean impatiently waiting for February 15th to get 70% off all the candy. In fact, be your own damn valentine. Treat yourself because why TF not? Besides, who’s going to treat you better than you? Exactly. So […]
Chronicles of Sadness: Laughing It Out
Many people don’t believe me when I tell them I live with depression. I guess I get it; I don’t fit the stereotype. Sorry I’m not a sweatpants wearing, old mascara faced heap on the couch (but call before you stop by on the weekend so I can clean up, k?) I function and I function quite well. […]
The Reluctant Adult: Goals
How is that new year treating everyone so far? Does 2017 still have that great new year smell? That shiny new year shine? Have you started your resolutions yet? Have you broken them? Don’t lie. This is a safe place. When it comes to New Year’s resolutions, I pass. I hate that word: resolutions. […]