Hello hermits! The most sacred of all online shopping days is upon us: Amazon Prime Day. This year, Amazon has blessed us with two days of deals. I know, right?! They’re also promising over a million deals and discounts on their holy day. Seriously though, who has time to do ALL that browsing? Below are some […]
Just when I get the hang of mom life, well, then I don’t. It just never stops being weird. As soon as I get used to one phase of this mother/son thing, he has the audacity to start a new phase…here comes puberty. Puberty is stupid. Currently, we’re in the preteen phase of life (he is, not me, […]
Pool parties, barbeques & camping season is here! JK! I don’t know if y’all are familiar with Texas summers, but we are approximately 2.74 miles from the sun. You basically need SPF 100 to stand near a window in the summer. It’s binge season (per usual). Below are some of the best shows coming to […]
Hulu is definitely predicting the future with Handmaid’s Tale. Below are the three headlines that made me think that red dress and big ass bonnet aren’t too far behind for females.
Summer is here and you know what that means Barbecues, pool parties, campouts – JUST KIDDING! Summer means Gilead is back. Handmaids and Commanders, we welcome you. Sorry I’m not Kylie Jenner or else I would have turned Gilead into a Disney-esque party. But she’s a billionaire and can theme out a party any way she wants. […]
Monday, The Boy turned 12. I know, I can’t believe it either. Like, I – a single woman – have willingly put a broke ass short man’s needs ahead of her own for 12+ years. Willingly. Bonkers. I’m still not sick of him. What’s weird, is that it never felt weird. Life is insane and […]
I have awful sleep issues.
Fine “Fine” is such a dirty word to describe your mental health when you’re struggling with it. Quite literally a four letter word. Every time I say I’m fine, I am basically saying “f*ck you” to my emotional issues. I say “f*ck you” so damn much. It’s easier this way since I don’t “look” depressed…whatever […]
It’s April and you know what that means! Time to see what’s on Netflix to continue our admirable streak of less peopling and more hermit-ing. Here is a list of some of the best movies and shows coming to Netflix this month:
Monster Jam Is Life Last weekend was our annual trip to our personal Disneyland. Well… The Boy’s anyway. That’s right folks. Monster Jam came to town and per tradition, we were there. Getting sandblasted and inhaling gas fumed for several hours. That is what we call a good time. The Boy has loved Monster Jam […]